I recently had the misfortune of reading a blog post about the various things people have stuck up their butt – yep, except a dildo. I had to take a minute to re-evaluate my life decisions. What could you possibly be thinking?! let me tell you something, nothing good ever comes from sticking something up your backside that doesn’t belong there.
I remember shaking my head in disbelief as I continued to read, the list started off relatively innocent and I debated if people were just being creative and exploring different boundaries. Then it got to the point where I literally threw my phone across the room and had to take a couple of deep breaths. Let me tell you, there are just some things that were never meant to go up the bum. Hairbrushes, food (yes, some actual slipped it past me that this is a thing) and even flashlights… just…why?!
It made me question people’s sanity and one thing became clear – I wanna go back to that innocent list where people were being creative and exploring different boundaries. You can do a lot with a dildo, it doesn’t need to go any further.
More often than not, I’ve found that people underestimate the possibilities of a dildo. It’s totally fine to stick it up there, but only if you use it as intended – for dildos pleasure. If you do decide to take this route, always make sure to use lube to make it as comfortable as possible. Imagine inserting a dry dildo – that’s gonna be uncomfortable, right? And given that there are numerous lube types on the market, you’re covered in that aspect as well.
I’m honestly of the opinion that sticking up your butt should be limited to things that can be used for actual pleasure – that is really all it should be about. It could be a dildo, a buttplug or even beads – as long as it is a safe and comfortable insertion. Overlooking the known risks of unsafe practice, what’s the point then? A bit of pleasure here and there could really be nice.
Also, why take the risk of serious harm to your body when you can just stick to tried-and-true items like a dildo? If it’s good enough for so many people, it must be good enough for you, right? With the right lube and a bit of careful instruction, you can avoid many of the gross and hazardous mistakes. That way, your comfort and safety are guaranteed.
That brings me to my next point: people think they can just invent their own idea of pleasure but forget to use common sense. There are also those who take it a step further by experimenting with dangerous items or Penis Rings those that are not suited for insertion. And here’s the thing, that’s where it usually ends – being rushed to the E.R.
Most of the time these incidents are caused by people’s silly ideas and not understanding the real dangers behind using items other than what is meant for pleasure. That’s why the only thing I would recommend sticking up your butt, besides a dildo, is your common sense.