I still remember the moment when I asked my mom “what do I tell her about this broken wall dildo?”. Oh man, sex dolls it was a mess! It wasn’t even funny because the thing was really broken and she really looked at me like I was crazy. But it wasn’t my fault, I swear!
So I started the conversation as if nothing was there, but then after a few moments, I had to ask her what I should say about it. I figured that maybe it was a silly mistake and not something that would bother her too much. But when she just stared at me like she didn’t understand it, I knew I was in trouble.
Well, I started by explaining that I had tried to use the dildo, but that it had broken while I was inside the wall and I was stuck in there. I could see her face growing red with anger, dildos and I knew that I was in deep trouble. Not wanting to have to explain what I had been doing, I quickly added that I was trying to mend the wall and that I had gotten the dildo stuck.
She just looked at me like she was trying to decide whether to believe me or not. So I had to quickly start talking about all the things that I had done to try and repair the wall, from taking out the broken pieces and replacing them to adding extra support and making sure that the wall was solid again. She seemed to relax a bit after that.
Next, I tried to explain that the dildo had caused the wall to be unstable, and that that’s why it had broken. I asked her if she wanted me to go over to the hardware store to buy some materials to fix the wall. After giving her a few options, she decided that it would be best to just put the dildo in the trash can and get a new one.
That was the moment when I knew that my mom trusted me again. I was relieved that she chose not to ask any more questions about it because I didn’t want to have to explain any more than I already had. I really did not want to go over all the details of what had happened. And so I guess, that was the end of the embarrassing conversation!